Lasty

A common term in Derbyshire for Fat Losers, usually men. If you are a lasty, you tend to be the sort of fat bloke who would come last in a race. Or in life in general. Notable behaviour of Lastys: they support Derby County FC, they are often big fat loud-mouths, they wouldn't be able to cut it in the army or the navy, they drive small Cars like Ford KAs and they have trouble staring down at their penises.

Johnny Vegas is a Lasty.

by Forest fan February 22, 2011

Nasty Lasty

The last hit in a bowl of weed

“The bowl’s almost cashed, do you want nasty lasty?”

by OKingPHX January 19, 2023

firsty-lasty

A firsty-lasty is someone who is always called by their first and last name by someone who has a crush on them, or by someone who doesnt know them that well.

Hey Daisy, did you see John Hanley last night at that party?

by Daisy May 6, 2005

nasty lasty

A dirty nightcap before bed

Let us drink one Nasty Lasty before we go upstairs to do the dirty

by PaulTheBull February 3, 2018

Dirty lasty

When Someone shits on there unborn dads head wearing a riot shield screaming the alphabet backwards through a tube of crisps there mum found in her crotch.

Oh my god he just dirty lasty his nan

by Dirty lasty April 20, 2020

The Last Samurai Syndrome

The Last Samurai Syndrome is a syndrome where it is best associated to a certain type of weebs that are so obnoxious about defending any criticism of the Japanese Culture whether they have been there or not.

Jared! Look at this idiot over there, he has The Last Samurai Syndrome.

by The Super Retarded Kid May 16, 2021

Obama's last name

Possibly the biggest mystery humanity will never find the answer to.

Guy: Hey bro, what's Obama's last name?
Guy 2: It's...... oh shit.

by obamabruhladen September 14, 2019