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A sweet license plate for an even sweeter car!
LASTENG? Did you see the license plate on that car? Must be the last engine car ever!
lasteng by dylix February 21, 2022
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lastings 

A slang term for being "lazy". It also relates to a negative connotation for African Americans. The word originates from the baseball player Lastings Milledge in reference to his attitude and behavior.
I was too tired to go to work today, so I stayed in bed, called my boss and took a lastings day.
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After a big lunch, I feel very lastings and try to sleep for an hour.
lastings by Ray Boston95 January 6, 2009

lastergo 

refers to anytime prior to the present moment.
i went to the beach lastergo.
lastergo by phresh1031 October 24, 2009

painful and long-lasting election 

The 2008 American Presidential election
Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.

ever lasting fire dragon 

when a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to cum you say "I HAVE HERPES" and she will be like what and start coughing and trying to get off and then the cum will come out of her nose
i gave lisa an ever lasting fire dragon it went all over

long lasting 

a word so the customer will think it's real and buy it.
Tom "I bought a long lasting lightbulb!"

Bill "You have a long lasting brain...."

Lastenia 

A nice,down to earth,good looking woman. She is one in billion. She is a crazy girl in all the right ways. The most beautiful wife a guy could ever have. No one tops her.
I need a Lastenia in my life.
Lastenia by Khcc coffee January 7, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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