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Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah 

Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah.
Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah
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last time I checked 

The most annoying phrase a person can use to assert their know-it-all "knowledge."
Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!

Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?

Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!

Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?

Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...

Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!

Republican: (speechless)
last time I checked by JusLar April 27, 2011

One Last Time 

THE SONG WHEN GEORGE WASHINGTON BREAKS EVERYONE'S HEARTS IN HAMILTON FOR NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
One Last Time = GEORGE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
One Last Time by AkaiLastname August 2, 2017

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy 

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.
Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

When's the last time you came? 

Made popular by the flirting fail of a forum member, this has quickly become an on-forum meme for several online communities and continues to thrive to date.
''When's the last time you came?''
''Last time I spoke to Clay, brah''

One Last Time 

A great song by Ariana Grande in which the music video is of her getting out of her car during a like comet explosion or something even though everyone tells her not to.
Mom: Billy stay in the car!
Billy: so ONE LAST TIMEEE! *runs out of car*
One Last Time by SALERMI Man March 12, 2015

When's the last time you jerked off? 

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?