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last time I checked
Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!
Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?
Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!
Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?
Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...
Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!
Republican: (speechless)
Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?
Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!
Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?
Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...
Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!
Republican: (speechless)
last time I checked by JusLar April 27, 2011
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One Last Time
One Last Time by AkaiLastname August 2, 2017
The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy
Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?
Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.
or...
Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.
Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.
Cynthia: .........
Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.
or...
Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.
Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.
Cynthia: .........
The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy by NMguy January 22, 2012
When's the last time you came?
Made popular by the flirting fail of a forum member, this has quickly become an on-forum meme for several online communities and continues to thrive to date.
When's the last time you came? by Jinxieminx May 3, 2010
One Last Time
A great song by Ariana Grande in which the music video is of her getting out of her car during a like comet explosion or something even though everyone tells her not to.
One Last Time by SALERMI Man March 12, 2015
When's the last time you jerked off?
A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"
Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!
Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
When's the last time you jerked off? by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020
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