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Definitions by Jinxieminx

Claireapillar 

A ''right good'' northern lass. Also known as Clairebear, Clefairy, The Bear and variations thereof. When you first encounter the Claireapillar you'll think she's so sweet that butter wouldn't melt- As you get to know her however, you'll get a spicey aftertaste to compliment her honeyed personality. Because the Claireapilllar is such a kind hearted soul, when she turns the spice on you it's very unexpected and can have devastating effects. In fact, her wit and scathing insults have, on several occasions, left her opposers begging for a second chance. She associates herself with only the best people such as Lovebullets, Jinxieminx, Phlyarologist, Cherrybobbins and Ccosmonaut. The Claireapillar is also found playing many an online game should her connection allow it, and spends majority of her spare time with Tunderchiken- the Robin to her Batman.
Lovebullets; Man, what happened there?

Jinxieminx; Claireapillar just flipped and tore up that whores argument...

Lovebullets; Didn't expect that at all... .-.
Claireapillar by Jinxieminx November 27, 2011

Ccosmonaut 

The Ccosmonaut is the beautifully fiery pint sized jewel of the west country. Also known as Duvets, Momo, Moarweiner and variations thereof- Ccosmonaut is witty, hilarious and sexually confused. The Ccosmonaut is always the life of the party. Having spent a substantial amount of the last two years bonding, when online she is often found conversing with Jinxieminx, Phlyarologist, Claireapillar and canoodling with Lovebullets behind Njord's back.
Jinxieminx; Dude, I had a dream last night that you were cheating on Justin with Ccosmonaut.

Lovebullets; Baby, that's no dream, that's reality.
Ccosmonaut by Jinxieminx November 27, 2011

Tunderchiken 

A top-drawer Ohioan . Also known as Tunderchicken, Thunderchicken and Thunderchiken- The Tunderchiken is known for his incredible love of pie, bacon, lasagna and all things involving good food. In fact, it has been said that the Tunderchiken has felt his ''pie senses'' tingling. He is also found playing many online games, and bullying unsuspecting English females into giving him cities and/or marrying them. Usually spends his spare time with Claireapillar- the Batman to his Robin.
Tunderchiken: Hey Jinxieminx, give me Athens!

Jinxieminx: No! You'll never get Athens.
Tunderchiken by Jinxieminx November 22, 2011

phyralogist 

A miss spelling and failed way of saying Phlyarologist
Was talking to phyralogist earlier
Who?
Oh, I meant Phlyarologist.
Lol, you're such a fail.
phyralogist by Jinxieminx May 5, 2010

Phlyarologist 

An awesome southern male. A particularly amusing intellectual who specialises in being phly. Largely known by his motto ''Aw Ye''.

AKA: King of Fuck Mountain.
''Why's that kid so cool?''

''He's a Phlyarologist.''
Phlyarologist by Jinxieminx May 3, 2010

Hatebullets 

The Bitchy/Mean side to Lovebullets, often leaving you saying: oh snap.

Hatebullets has also been defined as a sour patch kid.
''Dude, wtf is up with Lovebullets?''

''Oh, that's not Lovebullets, that's Hatebullets.''
Hatebullets by Jinxieminx May 3, 2010

When's the last time you came? 

Made popular by the flirting fail of a forum member, this has quickly become an on-forum meme for several online communities and continues to thrive to date.
''When's the last time you came?''
''Last time I spoke to Clay, brah''