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Lappetizer
While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.
Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.
Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?
Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!
Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?
Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!
Lappetizer by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011
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Lampeter
1. A rainy place.
2. A place full of Welsh people.
3. Something boring.
4. Where the original, live-action Meg Griffin lives.
5. MedSoc... yeah.
6. A Soviet place where the pipe walk YOU.
7. The birthplace of the "Language of Heaven" (Welsh).
8. A good place to study Classics at.
9. Home of the butterfaces.
2. A place full of Welsh people.
3. Something boring.
4. Where the original, live-action Meg Griffin lives.
5. MedSoc... yeah.
6. A Soviet place where the pipe walk YOU.
7. The birthplace of the "Language of Heaven" (Welsh).
8. A good place to study Classics at.
9. Home of the butterfaces.
"Oh, it's raining!"
"And that's Lampeter for you..."
"So, plans for the night?"
"..."
"So, how was MedSoc today?"
"We had to quit mid-session, because of the rain."
"OMG the sun's out. The gods are angry!!!"
"And that's Lampeter for you..."
"So, plans for the night?"
"..."
"So, how was MedSoc today?"
"We had to quit mid-session, because of the rain."
"OMG the sun's out. The gods are angry!!!"
Lampeter by trust-no-1 November 14, 2009
Zetus Lapetus
An expression of exclamation from the popular Disney movie 'Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century' (1999). The expression is also frequently used in 'Zenon: The Zequel' (2001) and 'Zenon: Z3' (2004), both installments of the 'Zenon' television film series. However, there is no known translation or actual meaning of Zetus Lapetus.
Margie: "Oh my gosh, aliens are said to be arriving tomorrow from the nearby black hole!"
Zenon: "Zetus Lapetus! That's stellar Margie!"
Zenon: "Zetus Lapetus! That's stellar Margie!"
Zetus Lapetus by Sin Minor July 30, 2010
Boog Larper
Someone who thinks they can take over thr government because their mom bought them a $30 airsoft gun from Walmart.
Boog Larper by Hamborgar November 13, 2021
Larper
A "Larper" is a person that does something that is way out of their capability but genuinely thinks they can do it even though it's obvious they're no-where near doing so.
Larper by YourMumsVisa October 8, 2022