larpet

When you have Carpet as your floor replace it with Lino, leaves you with Larpet.

Larpet is so cheap n good

by Larpet September 24, 2020

Lappetizer

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.

Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!

by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

Lampeter

1. A rainy place.
2. A place full of Welsh people.
3. Something boring.
4. Where the original, live-action Meg Griffin lives.
5. MedSoc... yeah.
6. A Soviet place where the pipe walk YOU.
7. The birthplace of the "Language of Heaven" (Welsh).
8. A good place to study Classics at.
9. Home of the butterfaces.

"Oh, it's raining!"
"And that's Lampeter for you..."

"So, plans for the night?"
"..."

"So, how was MedSoc today?"
"We had to quit mid-session, because of the rain."

"OMG the sun's out. The gods are angry!!!"

by trust-no-1 November 14, 2009

Zetus Lapetus

An expression of exclamation from the popular Disney movie 'Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century' (1999). The expression is also frequently used in 'Zenon: The Zequel' (2001) and 'Zenon: Z3' (2004), both installments of the 'Zenon' television film series. However, there is no known translation or actual meaning of Zetus Lapetus.

Margie: "Oh my gosh, aliens are said to be arriving tomorrow from the nearby black hole!"

Zenon: "Zetus Lapetus! That's stellar Margie!"

by Sin Minor July 30, 2010

Boog Larper

Someone who thinks they can take over thr government because their mom bought them a $30 airsoft gun from Walmart.

"That kid across the street is a boog larper."

by Hamborgar November 13, 2021

Larper

A "Larper" is a person that does something that is way out of their capability but genuinely thinks they can do it even though it's obvious they're no-where near doing so.

"Dude, stop Larping. You're clearly way off being able to do this. Such a Larper."

by YourMumsVisa October 8, 2022

Larper

A word that describes a live action role player or someone who enjoys acting out fantasy adventures.

"That guy dressed up like star trek is such a larper"

by aba March 28, 2005