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lardy ass 

It is someone who is called Evan, it means that they are bitchy, rude sluts which have a massive behind and use that to their advantage.
He is a massive Lardy ass
lardy ass by Slut384 June 26, 2017
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lard-ass 

lard-ass n. A person who is not only useless, but also weighs a rediculous amount. Lard-asses usually eat Taco Bell three times a day with a Burger King snack in between, and food is always purchased with someone else's money. Other characteristics of a lard-ass include, but are not limited to: greasy skin, dull personality, lack of motivation, self-centered, and posess the ability to suck the life and finances out of those around him/her.
Cheryl is such a worthless lard-ass that when her ex-husband was being arrested, all she could think about was getting food from Del Taco.
lard-ass by Lipgloss Arsonist October 5, 2005

Lard-ass 

1. Someone who is fat, lazy or stupid.

2. Someone who eats large amounts of food.

3. Someone who has a fat ass.
Marisa eats so much, she's such a lard-ass!
Lard-ass by MSF69 March 31, 2007

Lard ass 

An unbearably large chub ass.
I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"
Lard ass by The best lmao December 19, 2016

Lunch lady ass 

Ah ass that's extra tall and extra wide but not at all thicc
Also you don't kno where the legs stop and the ass start
"Damn that fat girl got lunch lady ass smh where her got damn legs even start tho"
Lunch lady ass by YaBoiSam October 18, 2016

lard ass 

A person not only of immenseweight, but lazyness to match, one who's exercise consist of darts,and bowling.
Mike Hoffer,Ed Grabinski
lard ass by Jer Kremski January 25, 2005

lard ass 

That Lard Ass had better watch his weight.
lard ass by Lisa November 7, 2003
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