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Laptop Legs 

The ailment that derives from bending legs to prop up laptop while lying on bed for a long period of time.
After a full night of this, laptop legs can cause unsturdy walking, random collapse of legs, the giving in of knees.
''Why you walking weird?''

''I had to finish that essay last night- now I've got Laptop Legs''

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FIRST... there was athletes foot
THEN... there was Texter's Thumb
AND NOW...LAPTOP LEGS!!!
Laptop Legs by savi-xx May 26, 2011
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laptop legs 

The feeling you get when your laptop feels like it's melting into your legs..
Dude I've got laptop legs right now.
laptop legs by 337G March 24, 2011

Laptopless 

A concious decision to leave your laptop at home.
To free yourself from the laptop addiction.
Jules left for Cannes laptopless.
Laptopless by Rouli June 9, 2011

laptopless 

Someone too poor to afford a laptop. They have to settle for an old desktop and cant go anywhere or be mobile so they get agressive towards laptop users. They dont have the money to afford a good laptop or any laptop for that matter so they hate on them because they cant afford it and are stuck immobile at a desktop. Desktops are for poor people.
Oh awesome, Tony just bought a new laptop. Too bad you're laptopless. You're Poor.

I have 3 laptops and 3 desktops. You can't afford either. You're Poor.
laptopless by Cromius September 17, 2007

laptopless 

With down-sizing and everyone doing double-duty, most people can't afford to go without their computers for even an hour in an office setting. Even in meetings where people are supposed to focus on the task at hand, they are doing other work on their laptops while the meeting is going on. This usually means less attention and focus in the meeting. Going into a meeting without your laptop is going "laptopless"
Kevin's new year's resolution is to go laptopless to meetings so that he can focus on what the boss is saying.
laptopless by reddogs777 January 8, 2010
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