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lapjoint 

the joint that is in your lap
also known as the vagina joint or dick joint
it can also be a lap dancer
for example:
omg you just broke my lapjoint!!!!!!!!

omg that girl is sexy...she's probably a lapjoint.
lapjoint by jackmeoff101 June 10, 2011
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Maurice-Lapointe

A shit hole of a school,full of skanks who bounce around from one guy to another, guys who sings country music and lit will suck any teachers dick to get a good grade
What school do you go to?
Maurice-lapointe
Ewww that sucks
Maurice-Lapointe by Iammdjrje August 21, 2017

Alyssa Lapointe 

Alyssa Lapointe is one of the most amazing girls ever! She's sweet, intelligent, gorgeous, shy, and damn adorable. It takes time for her to come out of her shell but when she does shes quite the person. She's loud, sarcastic, but still a sweetheart. If you have an Alyssa Lapointe, hold onto her and never let her go!
Guy 1: hey have you talked to Alyssa Lapointe recently?

Guy 2: yeah shes freaking sweet!
Alyssa Lapointe by OrangeGoof November 27, 2018

Lapointe 

A hypocritical PE teacher who enjoys making us suffer of heat cramps while watching us fail at almost every sports,
Person 1: Did you see Lapointe today?

Person 2: Yeah, she was wearing crocs after telling someone to sit out for not coming with prepared shoes.
Lapointe by YoInferno June 2, 2022

Lapointe 

A hypocritical highschool physical education teacher who enjoys watching kids suffer of heat cramps.
Person 1: Did you see Lapointe today?

Person 2: Yeah, she told a kid to sit out for wearing crocs while wearing crocs herself.

Person 1: Aiya
Lapointe by YoInferno June 2, 2022

Mégane Lapointe 

Mégane Lapointe is the best person in the world. You know she is just by looking at her. Funny as hell too. She a wonderful friend and deserves the world
"Where is my cool ass friend named Mégane Lapointe"
Mégane Lapointe by Mailoukou February 6, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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