Noun.

1. Generally a being of extreme anger and violence.

2. A cannibalistic turtle.

3. An angry turtle.

Verb.

1. To fralick in the dark hours, specifically on a city sidewalk.

2. To be confused.

Look its a Lalicker, run before it eats you.

*turtle walks away very slowly

lalicker by Ajleo1998 February 20, 2017

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laplicker

lesbian (lesbians)
see muff diver....

That woman looks like a laplicker.

laplicker by Pete Peterson September 7, 2008

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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