lanza

A family in burlington Ontario who have huge asses.

Hey look its lanza, i hope his ass doesn't knock me over!

lanza by pienthewop October 31, 2008

Lanza

Adjective: Something that is beat (stupid, tedious, annoying) as fuck.

That holloween party last night was Lanza, but at least we drank at Sal's house after.

Lanza by TheRealestJT November 1, 2016

Lanza

Name for people from the United States, named after school shooter Adam Lanza, who killed 27 children in Sandy Hook Elementary. Self-explanatory why it's against Americans.

American Man: Let's go play some football and drink beer!
European Man: You're a fucking lanza!

Lanza by GeeknerdDefinitions November 20, 2022

Adam Lanza 

Adam Lanza was quiet and socially awkward. There are too many quiet and socially awkward people in the world, male and female, to make identifying the next Adam Lanza a realistic priority. The one person that could have set the kid free (himself, to free himself from himself) failed to act, failed to tell anyone about who he was, so instead he decided to show the world something else, to take the freedoms and lives of many people in the process.

There are a lot of people with the personality similar to Adam Lanza that never take a life, so trying to give people information about his personality and hope they they will produce another Adam Lanza for you before the act (like Minority Report) is silliness. Everyone is part of the problem, but the kid had to be the one to do the work on himself, not every other person doing the work on him for him.

Adam Lanza by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022

Adam Lanza 

A hamster

OMG did you know adam lanza is a hamster?

Adam Lanza by ADAMLANZAAAAA January 30, 2023

Te pasas de lanza 

Slang primarily heard amongst Mexicans, but not exclusively. Basically means going over-board, as in, too excitingly, too eager, TOO extravagant, to the point where you simply make a fool of yourself.

(Monday morning before 1st period)

Jr. High School Kid: Oooooooooh, I can't wait!!!!

Friend: What's up chuck? What are you excited about?

Jr. High School Kid: I bought my girlfriend her Valentine's gift!

Friend: Sweet, what'd you get her?

Jr. High School Kid: I bought her Chocolates, scented candles, flowers, stuffed animals, I wrote her a poem, I took new pictures of myself and put it in a heart frame, I bought her a puppy, some perfume, new earrings, a $250 gift card to Victoria Secret, a diamond ring for when we get married, a ne ....

(interrupted)

Friend: Woah Woah, you bought her a ring? Dude, you've been going out with her for a little over a week haven't you?

Jr High School Kid: I know, I know, but she's the one!

Friend: rofl! Te pasas de lanza.

Te pasas de lanza by TheJuneDude August 20, 2010

Adam Lanza 

A 20 year old autistic guy who shot and killed 20 kids at sandy hook elementary school.

Adam Lanza murdered, 12 girls and 8 boys before shooting himself.

Adam Lanza by MrTrayBorrosInCo December 12, 2021