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The Lanzarote Effect

The Lanzarote Effect is when a normally cold country like Scotland gets a heatwave and the paving slabs become extremely hot so you can't go in your garden without shoes.
person 1: OH GOD AHHHHHHH WTF THE GARDEN SLABS ARE BURNING MY FEET

person 2: oh, that's called "the lanzarote effect"

person 1: I DON'T CARE YOU FUCKING NERD MY FOOT SKIN IS PEELING OFF HELP

Tanzarote 

The name given to a tanning salon where someone in a cold climate and restricted sunlight attends to maintain a tropical glaze.

Based upon the popular all year round holiday destination, Lanzarote.
(Martin returns from his lunch hour with a mahogany glow)
Anita:Wow Martin, where did you go for lunch? Tanzarote?
Tanzarote by TheShortElvis November 6, 2010

lanzirotti 

An intelligent creative italian that is great with there hands and very generous, willing to help when help is needed , loves a good challenge rather it be in a good battle or ever overcoming obstacles in life . Don't stand in the way of a lanzirotti .
Is that a Lanzirotti? Don't worry it'll be taken care of now

Lanzarotian 

A language supposedly spoken by the residents of the canary island Lanzarote, this sacred language has only been know to be studied by those who live in Bryncethin by people who go by the name of Toni.
I can’t wait to go to Lanzarote; they speak their own language there Lanzarotian
Lanzarotian by Welshmandan September 13, 2019