lanyar

A girl who is mostly annoying and very clingy and gets attached really quick

Omg ur such a lanyar, u keep talking to me even tho I don’t wanna talk to u

by TurityConner March 25, 2022

Langared

Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.

A: Has anyone seen my car keys, my phone or the tattered remains of my dignity?

B: You look fucking Langared mate!

by El Cunto August 18, 2013

Langarjeet

Another word for pajeet sikhs who take donations(money and cooking machinery) from hindus and then shame and flaunt about feeding same hindus for eating food when hindus come to sikh temples out of respect for sikh gurus.

Langarjeet: we are only 2% of indian population but we feed 98% hindus in india.

by Pajeetslayer September 13, 2023

Lanyard

A center-lefty technocrat type who doesn't understand how human beings actually function. A reference to the ID lanyards for conventions and campaigns such types tend to collect as they throw their energy into the campaigns and staffs of people who don't care about them. See also, totebagger and tryhard

A couple of lanyards came to the DSA meeting and tried to tone police us, but one of the guys got them off in a corner discussing local tax credits for private religious schools, and that kept them busy until we got some real work done.

by Punditos Maximos August 30, 2018

Langar

A hunch back with a small dick who wont shut the fuck up

That kid over there, his name is Finn and he is a fucking langar

by ChillBill668 August 17, 2023

Langarchod

Khalistani and Bhindrewala supporters who do marketing and making people count of Langars they have served till date are called Langarchods.

Langarchods are also the ones who block roads on Delhi Punjab highway

Person 1 : We served you langars and now you ain't supporting us

Person 2 : Basically you are a Langarchod

by Kunal Chimera October 4, 2021

Langarturd

A baboon wearing a head diaper bragging about feeding people stinky, sub-standard food.

That Diljeet is such a langarturd. He got deported from Canada for immigration fraud.

by LangarjeetSlayer February 1, 2023