Lanyarista

Person employed by local government who has a large salary and does not give a single shit of about how well they do their job or not. Always wears at least one lanyard signifying their power over the public.
Did you hear the Lanyarista who screwed up Bristol Council's Housing department got a £64k pay off to go away quietly?
by Danack July 19, 2025
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