Langarturd 

A baboon wearing a head diaper bragging about feeding people stinky, sub-standard food.

That Diljeet is such a langarturd. He got deported from Canada for immigration fraud.

Langarturd by LangarjeetSlayer February 1, 2023

lingerturd 

1. When you stand up from the toilet after shitting and wiping your ass, and it feels like another piece of poop falls off your butt into the toilet.

2. The feeling of bewildered uncertainty during this event.

My last piece of toilet paper I used came up clean, but when I stood up, I felt a lingerturd go into the toilet.

lingerturd by DownwithPublicToilets May 16, 2013