Definitions by aggrobot

Deer in Headlights 

When you accidently lock eyes with a bro taking a dump in the woods, and then you dream about him sexually.

AKA: The Brokeback Outhouse

Randy wanted to remain drinking buddies, but after the "Deer in Headlights," Doug just couldn't do it.

Deer in Headlights by aggrobot August 23, 2011

memory lanus 

When a homosexual male takes a dump that reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.

AKA
The Deja-poo

Bruce realized he was finally over Doug after taking a trip down Memory Lanus

memory lanus by aggrobot October 19, 2006

Compton Otter Pop 

The act of pissing in or on your own hand and then slapping someone in the face.

After Doug gave him a Compton Otter Pop, Jerry quit drinking and went home.

Compton Otter Pop by aggrobot October 18, 2006

infinite jack

The act of jacking off to a picture of yourself jacking off.

He found his own touch most satisfying while caught in the midst of an Infinite Jack.

infinite jack by aggrobot October 18, 2006

starving artist 

The act of calling out your own name when achieving orgasm during masturbation.

After a Starving Artist in the bathroom, Casey wrote more poetry about the immolation of his acrid soul.

starving artist by aggrobot October 18, 2006

vanity mirror 

The act of calling out your own name while achieving orgasm, while engaged in intercourse with another person.

After the Vanity Mirror incident, Stacey could tell Bruce was only in love with himself.

vanity mirror by aggrobot October 18, 2006

Groucho Marx 

Occurs when you are getting oral sex and your own pubes make it appear as though the "giver" has a mustache.

It was hard for Hans to not laugh as Wendy kept busting the Groucho Marx out.

Groucho Marx by aggrobot October 18, 2006