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lanus

meanin to lick anus also used as a general reacion to something you dont like or part of an offencive sentance
eg;
james:yo tom go downstairs and get me a drink

tom:lanus!

chid:yo bitch get us some fuckin drinks or im gon fuck u up bitch

tom: you can fukin lanus bitches
by ahhhhhhhhwirksworthmassive September 3, 2005
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lanus

When a lady doesn't prefer sucking your veiny dick, she erects herself by licking asshole, thus inducing herself with an orgasm.
The best cure for cottonmouth is a good dose of lanus.
by MeezyBabyy May 25, 2011
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Lanus

"Fuck Gina's lanus was so big after you stuck your cock in her"

"Dude how'd you know that"

"We were Facetiming"

"Shiiiit"
by Mrs.Meaty January 1, 2018
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lanus

an awesome guy that i haven’t talked to much but still i know he is
lanus is so cool
by sawah< December 25, 2022
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Chussy Lanus

That shit you don’t play with.
Can also be a term used against someone who is very chuss like .
Snoop Dogg:“Yo I smoked that whole bag of Chussy Lanus”
Snoops personal blunt roller: ”yea man I know. I rolled that shit, but Yk you can’t play with the Chussy and not expect the Lanus.
by Sir Chuss October 3, 2021
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memory lanus

When a homosexual male takes a dump that reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.

AKA
The Deja-poo
Bruce realized he was finally over Doug after taking a trip down Memory Lanus
by aggrobot October 19, 2006
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Langston Rendell

Dumbass who threw his ID at Tyler, The Creator one time.
This dumbass has a fucking slave name.. Langston Rendell..
by Jim J.M. Milton April 24, 2022
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