Kleptopenis

1. The art of stealing ones man

2. The process where one subconsciously cuts off a man's penis

1. This bitch Maria finds being a kleptopenis to be her best hobby. She

don't know what's coming to her if she comes near my man.

2. Matt was rushed to the hospital when George, his kleptopenis roommate, cut off his man meat.

by Mrs.Meaty January 02, 2018

Chainling

A female, usually a teenager, who insists on being chained up to the bed while having her pussy destroyed

Derek was shocked when hercame home and saw his girlfriend Amanda chained to the bed, he had no clue she was a chainling.

by Mrs.Meaty January 02, 2018

Lanus

A ladies anus

"Fuck Gina's lanus was so big after you stuck your cock in her"

"Dude how'd you know that"

"We were Facetiming"

"Shiiiit"

by Mrs.Meaty January 02, 2018

Shujiny

A person who has a big nose and denys that their nose is large

"GOD DAMMIT MARLA YOU'RE SUCH A SHUJINY! GET THE REDUCTION SURGERY OR I WANT A DIVORCE!"

by Mrs.Meaty January 02, 2018