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Langston Rendell
Langston Rendell by Jim J.M. Milton April 24, 2022
four seasons total landscaping
A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
four seasons total landscaping by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020
lansboen
A term used in the online game Combat Arms to describe a person that is always looking for something to complain about. Usually based on stupid and no-sense arguments that involve bullshit and hypocrisy.
*match starts*
*Player1 kills Player2 with a G36E*
Player2: Omg overpowered noob
Player1: How am I being overpowered..?
Player2: Your gun makes too much damage!!
Player1: But you are using 3 turrets, 2 helicopters, a ship and 2 attached miniguns
Player2: It doesn't matter.!! Your character has got more speed, speed hoe!!
Player1: You have got more than me, actually..
Player2: B-BUT YOU ARE LAGGING!!!
Player1: Wow, you are such a lansboen
Player2: SHUT UP OVERPOWERED LAGGING SPEED HOE!
Player1: *sigh*
*Player1 kills Player2 with a G36E*
Player2: Omg overpowered noob
Player1: How am I being overpowered..?
Player2: Your gun makes too much damage!!
Player1: But you are using 3 turrets, 2 helicopters, a ship and 2 attached miniguns
Player2: It doesn't matter.!! Your character has got more speed, speed hoe!!
Player1: You have got more than me, actually..
Player2: B-BUT YOU ARE LAGGING!!!
Player1: Wow, you are such a lansboen
Player2: SHUT UP OVERPOWERED LAGGING SPEED HOE!
Player1: *sigh*
Lanasexual
Lanasexuality is romantic or sexual attraction or behavior toward Lana Parrilla/Evil Queen of Once Upon a Time. The term is especially used in the context of human sexual attraction to denote romantic or sexual feelings toward Lana Parrilla. The problem arises when a female may actually consider themselves straight just sexually or romantically attracted to Lana Parrilla. There may be some conflicting feelings for the female to deal with. They may also go through a period of Regalsis
Nelly- I was just on Tiny Chat with Katie and she's freaking
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.
Lanasexual by NellyPheenix November 27, 2012