lansdowner
The Lansdowner didn`t want to leave the Pub at closing time,he wanted to carry on inebriating himself.
lansdowner by Ozzie Owl July 18, 2003
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Lansdowne
A borough in eastern Delaware County ("Delco"). It separated form Upper Darby Township in 1893. It has its own fire company and police station. Main roads include Marshall road (borders Upper Darby), Lansdowne ave, and Baltimore pike.
The borough of lansdowne is bordered by Upper darby, Clifton Heights, Aldan (just a little),and Yeadon
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Lansdowne high school
a hellhole. full of sports teams who suck more dick than kristen possenal, who than get caught by the other teams with white shiit on their mouths, HEY! kinda like mr. gula.
All of our jocks are on steroids; & all have extremely tiny to no cock.
we have camels, chewbaccas christine gavin, pregnant whores, mentally challenged children who beat the fuck outta our football players, crack heads, crackwhores, illegal immigrants, & just plain old burnouts.
our test scores are lower than any other school, we hold the highest dropout & teen pregnancy rate than ANY OTHER SCHOOL IN MARYLAND! our teachers are pedophiles. & our vice principle is an alcoholic who hits on student's parents.
All of our jocks are on steroids; & all have extremely tiny to no cock.
we have camels, chewbaccas christine gavin, pregnant whores, mentally challenged children who beat the fuck outta our football players, crack heads, crackwhores, illegal immigrants, & just plain old burnouts.
our test scores are lower than any other school, we hold the highest dropout & teen pregnancy rate than ANY OTHER SCHOOL IN MARYLAND! our teachers are pedophiles. & our vice principle is an alcoholic who hits on student's parents.
first day of school,in Lansdowne high school, ninth grade year,a guy & a girl meet; nine months later from that date
a new lansdowne crackbaby is born & the father, unknown.
a new lansdowne crackbaby is born & the father, unknown.
Lansdowne high school by uneducated kunt November 3, 2006
Lansdowne
A neighborhood in eastern Pennsylvania. It is full of hard-working middle to upper-middle class families. Also is home to a growing of young professioanls, drawm to the large old house and close-knit community feel.
Lansdowne
Hehe.... where do i start...... well Lansdowne is your average below average community. Filled with people from many different races, white, black, mexican, and korean. wANT DRUGS??? gO TO ANY SHOPPING CENTER usually Lansdowne plaza or go to Lake brook circle. Only community in the county that you must pass tire spikes and security gate with pigs constanly doing ride bys every 5 minutes with metal barr revolving gates to separate the monkeys( not a racist statement) from the average. Want crime we have some. lol a shooting or stabbin a week with constant survaillence of the police hellicopters making a racket at 1 in the morning shining their damn spotlight in your house and scaring the shit out of you. Other than that people are pretty normal. usually on drugs but normal. about 80 percent smoke weed. and the schools are horrible. Those poor teachers are prolly kicking thier selves in the ass for choosing that school. hehe. We are filled with wanna-be gangsters and we have a skate park to accomidate the growing number of emo kids coming into high school. Yeah Lansdownes great come on down only if you have drugs tho.... lol
Lansdowne
East Lansdowne
A tiny white flight town minutes outside of Philadelphia. Lower middle class at best, east lansdowne boasts a fleetingly low number of intact white families. Filled with what used to be mostly catholic Irish, Italian and German families known for creating more children than they could reasonably afford. Most kids dream of moving somewhere "better" such as Clifton heights where many of them go on to buy shitty starter homes. There is not much (anything) to do, therefor underage drinking, walking around, cigarette smoking and loitering are prevalent among it's teenage population. If you have a pool or permissive parents then your house is a likely meet up point. Laced with wiggers but a surprising number of well-bred children go on to obtain proper careers and become high functioning adults.
East Lansdowne by YeahItsWhoYouThinkItIs May 17, 2012
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