lanjiau

Stupid Singaporean "Cock"

Singaporean Lanjiau was usually very small

by Ah Beng October 6, 2003

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lanjiao

A Hokkien vulgar term which means "Penis". Usually used by Malaysians, Singaporeans and Bruneians. Lanjiao can also be called kukujiao, kuku, jiaojiao, xiaodidi, didi or lanjiau

Opposite of cibai (vagina)

It is widely used for express ones anger or frustration.

Often accompanies by cibai in a sentence.

"You don't talk lanjiao there ah, I call my gang beat you up ah!"

"Lanjiao lah, you think Beckham is god meh?"

"What lah, you don't have lanjiao ah, go chase her lah!"

"Eh lanjiao-kia, siam tam pok lah, people watching tv wah!"

All the above conversations are in Singlish

by fuuyin August 11, 2006

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