Singaporean

People from Singapore, an independent island in Southeast Asia. To distinguish Singaporeans from other people, just listen to them speak. If they speak Singlish, a 'dialect' in Singapore (Mixture of English, Chinese dialects, Malay and even Tamil!), they definitely are Singaporean.

British: Would you like a slice of cake?

Singaporean: (very quickly) U wan kek anot?

by SophiaLee June 19, 2014

Singaporean

A bunch of people who born and come from an island but is so self entitled and petty, they are known for 3 things:
First they will argue for some matter that no one gives a shit.

Second they will absorb all the daily life and contradiction internally and come up with a solution that doomed to fail

Third they will be like mosquitoes and keep whining until they get what they want or get beaten

Jack: I don't what happened to Rose, it seems she gives too much shit about other people and keep complaining the small matters in life

Michael: OMG! You gonna stay away from this one man, she sounds like such a Singaporean and will consume your life!

by theSGPigeon October 31, 2023

Singaporean friends with benefits

When you marry a friend for the sole purpose of being allowed to own your own house before the age of 35 in Singapore.

Male: "Man, My family's rules suck and I want to move out, but I'm not 35 yet!'
Female: "Don't worry, We'll just do the ol' Singaporean friends with benefits."

by GravityBooster October 3, 2018

Singaporean Food

Malaysian food that is cooked without love or skill and tastes like newspaper.

There’s no such thing as Singaporean food, just Malaysian food ruined in Singapore

by Rosmah January 27, 2022

Singaporean Fusion

The mouthwatering style of food served at Dopamine Bench. It's like a culinary joyride through Asia, blending iconic dishes into one epic plate of happiness. Every bite hits with the perfect balance of flavors, giving you that shiok feeling in true Singaporean style. Happiness? Guaranteed.

Bro, I hit up Dopamine Bench last night, and their Singaporean Fusion plates had me vibing—flavors so good, I felt like I was on a foodie tour of Asia!

by DOPPP December 4, 2024

Singaporean Gut Fucking

when you have anal intercourse with a man and his asshole prolapses and his guts begin to fall out of his body but you keep going and do not stop the intercourse

Mark "hey man how was that gay bar last night"
Jeff "it was great until I got a Singaporean gut fucking from this black guy named Octavion"

by Singaporean man January 1, 2024

Singaporean snakehead

Singaporean snakehead is an act conducted by multiple Singaporean males simultaneously forming a line and giving each other head.

I couldn’t believe my eyes when I opened the door to a Singaporean snakehead

by Werdguy August 15, 2024