Durian's definitions

celaka

Malay equiv. word for 'asshole' or 'shit' depending on context.

Asshole: You celeka!

Shit: Celeka this keyboard!

by durian March 28, 2004

chauhai

Cantonese - smelly cunt. See defn for 'hai'.

Lei ge chauhai! (You smelly cunt!)

by Durian March 26, 2004

hai

Cantonese equivalent for English 'cunt'. Usually used with adjective 'chau'/'chow' (smelly). Pronounced with high note ending.

Also means 'Yes' in Cantonese if pronounced another way(!!!). The 'yes' pronunciation has a low note ending.

Not to be confused in pronunciation with Japanese 'Hai' (Yes/Affirmative). The Japanese pronunciation is short and abrupt.

Cunt - 'Diu nia ma chau hai' - Fuck your mother's smelly cunt.

Yes - Are you a foreigner who is mispronouncing 'yes' with 'cunt'? - "Hai"

by Durian March 26, 2004

chowhai

See 'chauhai'

Please see 'chauhai'

by Durian March 26, 2004

lanciau

literally 'rotten penis' in Malaysian/Singaporean colloq. Cantonese.

You lanciau!

by Durian March 26, 2004

smaple

Blowjob. With maple syrup dressing.
Can only be used to address women.

-Smaple me, bitch!
-stfu and smaple me!

by Durian November 13, 2004

lanciau

Bastardised Chinese-Malay hybrid word. Literally 'Rotten dick'. Used as noun to describe an idiot, asshole, dickhead.

You are such as lanciau!

Celaka you lanciau!

by durian March 28, 2004