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A person that does not give two flying fucks , and will cut u off in a sec they have kind hearts but wen u do them wrong that’s where your fucked up at cause now your cut off and if they give u chances they really love u and they don’t like saying things when ppl start acting differently they just a cut you off so quickly and if you lose them your dumb , u cant find another them I promise you that
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lanisea by Lanisea December 31, 2020
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Hot, pretty, funny, popular, amazing girl.
"WOOOWWWWW SHE'S GOOD LOOKING"

"Well duh! That is Lanisha"
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funny, nerdy, random, spastic, contraversal, special in her own way lol, and awesometastic,

she has her slow moments. :D
omg who is that girl...shes lanise lol
lanise by lanise special November 28, 2011
One who originates from North England and is typically a Chad
Damn bro did you see Brian the other day, he was a proper Lansea
Lansea by Middleman.oe June 6, 2021
Lanisha is a kind girl,and a nice but don’t broke broke her Hearst will be so mad and never forget you but she can change feel fast and love fast.
Lanisha is that you

Yes it lanisha and I’m kind girl so don’t broke my heart.
Lanisha by Rose keisha October 10, 2020
She is one that can break your heart ,she is beautiful inside and out she has a booty. She can be the best BFF you can have but don’t piss her off of bad thing happen.
(Dude)Omg is that lanivea she is so fukin hot.
(Other dude) Naw man I call dibbs
Lanivea by Kethon January 17, 2019
Lanise is one of the most independent & innovative. They are individualistic. They have leadership traits. They like bossy attitude “like always” just kidding. They are also keep their authority together, looked up to by their subordinates. They must act as per their own verdict & must garner the fruit of their own effort. They must be bold & meticulous. They must not be extremely pompous & overconfident. They can get easily divorced. their soul urge love independence & variations in life. They are intellectuals. They love to travel & are adventurous. Travel normally brings good fortune & advancement in life. They can't go deep into a job. They don't value time at all. They have strong sexual urge & attract the opposite sex. They are creative but poor at finance. They like socializing. They may over-indulge in intoxicants & gambling
Lanise is a loving and caring individual with a tendency to put the needs of others before those of yourself. You are responsible and trustworthy with a high regard for justice and honesty. Duty will follow you all your life and sometimes feel a little too much of a burden. You are artistic. Harmony and beauty are high on your list of priorities. You have musical talent but the creative talents of a 6 are sometimes left undeveloped or suppressed as a result of your tendency to sacrifice your time and pleasure.”
Lanise by Datiyah_15 March 19, 2023
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