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A Laner is a term meaning a mad animal such as a cow where they outlandishly attack human beings or other cows. Usually they are known for moving in a stampede. When there is food present, they go even more crazy and often this develops into Mono.
That Laner went crazy and chased me down the hall sceaming mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Laner by Debbie Connolly April 7, 2003
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Ranged Top Laner 

Ranged Top Laner

Ranged Top Laner refers to people in the popular MOBA League of Legends who decide to ruin any ounce of fun for the enemy top laner

People may decide to play as a Ranged Top Laner if they have gone on a lose streak and wish to be good at something for once so they decide to play a champ like Ryze or Anivia top lane
Damn this Ranged Top Laner must be Challenger Rank 1
can our jungle gank top please? this Ranged Top Laner is more cancerous then Solo Queue

Mid Laner Syndrome 

The MLS (Mid Laner Syndrome) is a trait apparent in mid laner mains in the game of League of Legends.

It is when the said mid laner thinks he is so important that he is going to go take the farm of every other lane, take every kill and even steal blue buffs.
Lethal Guimond took my blue, he clearly has the Mid Laner Syndrome.
Mid Laner Syndrome by Slummzy July 30, 2020
The brown stains left after flushing a big shit down the toilet.
Dude, I just droppped an 8-laner shit in your mom's toilet. Your Mom's toilet bowl looks like a brown 8 lane super highway .
8-laner by Chris Nubby August 6, 2007

Left laner 

The act of driving slow as fuck on a major highway in the passing lane.
"We got a fuckin left laner here, clogging up the passing lane. I wish these motherfuckers would just stay home."
Left laner by Fartstinker December 13, 2019

Half Laner 

A bad driver that tends to drive in two lanes.
I was driving along and this idiot kept creeping into my lane. They constantly backed me out, I couldn't speed up to get around them! Stupid Half Laner!!!!!!!
Half Laner by Bitchpump February 5, 2013

Arn-Laner 

This term is used to describe an incompetent Top/Mid laner in games under the MOBA classification
Me: "How's the grind been going, you still gold rank?"
Friend: "It's been going great, i've been carrying my teams today."
Me: "How come?"
Friend: "Idk, I guess Im just better now I have won my lane every single game."
Me: "Bro is not HIM, you have just been getting tons of Arn-laners."
Arn-Laner by R0KAN January 16, 2024
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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