Definitions by Fartstinker

spittin dust 

To have an extreme thirst. To want to quench your thirst with alcohol, preferably Miller lite and peach flavored whiskey.

Also known as a Joey P-ism.

"I need a fuckin beer. I'm spittin dust over here. This bartender sucks."

spittin dust by Fartstinker December 13, 2019

Left laner 

The act of driving slow as fuck on a major highway in the passing lane.

"We got a fuckin left laner here, clogging up the passing lane. I wish these motherfuckers would just stay home."

Left laner by Fartstinker December 13, 2019