landrover 

To think about something compulsively night and day. When you landrover something, it must become the topic of every conversation with everyone, no exceptions.

This kind kind of tool behavior will result in losing friends and/or becoming worthless.

Kraig landrovers anything Macintosh-related. He talks about it all the time and everyone ignores him.

Thomas is landrovering over that awful new metalcore album. What a tool.

Nick is already landrovering another video game that hasn't even been released yet. He needs to level up.

landrover by mickeypoo November 6, 2011

Landover Baptist 

The greatest trolls to ever inhabit the internet!

The Landover Baptist webpage is a web page devoted to making grossly exagerated statements of religious zeal in order to expose some of the ridiculous beliefs of some fundamentalist christian churches. They pretend to be highly religious, while at the same time mocking religion by using it against itself. They are so good at what they do, they are often misunderstood.

The church is fictional.

When the Landover Baptists post videos on youtube, most people don't know its a joke.

Most people can't tell that the Landover Baptist are not a real church group.

Landover Baptist by Mr green April 29, 2013

Land Rover Lucy 

A woman who has blond hair, wears sunglasses and lives in a rich neighborhood that drives a Land River vehicle (usually black or white).

William’s mom is a Land Rover Lucy she drives a Land Rover despite it always giving her problems!

Land Rover Lucy by Mr Comedian October 15, 2019

landover 

An area in PG county Maryland. which is home to a lot of "hoods" in Maryland. Which are two five(2-5), kentland(KLZ), palmer park, woodland park, Cheverly terrace(CTC), Glenarden and lots more. Landover is also the most hyped hood at the GOGO.

Landover landover landover!!! we taking ova. I heard them niggaz from landover.

landover by Nitty July 9, 2007

Landover Baptist 

A Christian fundamentalist website for "true Christians". The "unsaved are unwelcome."

Has strong opinions against Jews, Democrats, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Liberals, poor people, homosexuals, television, blacks, the French, pagans, atheists, and Cat Stevens.

Believes Pixar is an evil propaganda machine controlled by homosexuals.

The church makes most of its profits from website hits and selling "What would Jesus do?" thongs.

Landover Baptist: Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome.

Landover Baptist by TheEye5000 January 8, 2005

Landover Baptist 

God's favorite church where True Christians (Baptists) congregate. Landover Baptist is located in Freehold, Iowa and boasts a congregation of 157,000 members and 128 pastors. It preaches the Bible in it's entirety and has no problem telling people they are going to Hell. They pretty much hate everyone who isn't a White Anglo-Saxon Baptist, including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homosexurals, Jews, Mooslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Methodists, Epyskipals, Pentacostals, Blacks, Asians, and anyone else who is unsaved. The church is home to Pastor Deacon Fred, Betty Bowers, Sister Taffy, and Judy O Christian.

Landover Baptist is an incredibly well done parody site that mocks ultra-right wing fundamentalist protestants.

Landover Baptist by C February 6, 2004

Land Rover 

Kickass offroad vehicle, far to often driven by people that dont use it for what it was made for.

Person that doesnt deserve one -- My Rova truck has 22s.

True Owner -- My Rover made it through 30 inches of water and 10 inch deep mud pulling a Jeep out

Land Rover by jD April 16, 2005