latlining 

Pronounced: lat-lining.

Incoherently drunk, prone to making impulsive decisions that can make one very regretful the next day. Precursor to a hangover.

"Man, Nate was totally latlining last night, he wrote his boss an email telling him to f*ck off at 4AM!"

latlining by drinkydrunkcity June 10, 2013

Flatlining 

verb INFORMAL

1. A contemporary phenomenon; the complete lack of output, input, production or consumption of a human being, usually a young adult and heavily dosed with technology, while conscious and feeling contentedness and comfort.

2. Staring at a screen of no importance for 10 or more minutes while having absolutely no thoughts or other brain activity. Or regrets.

3. Often observed by a confounded teacher not paying attention but also not actively thinking of anything else nor doing anything else either.

4. The doom of human productiveness and self worth.

5. (Google) fail to increase; remain static.

6. (Google) to die

That kid is flatlinging.

Stop flatlining and do something with your life.

It's really a problem, them kids that can flatline all the time and feel purpose in life.

He'd rather flatline than learn something.

Flatlining by Boris of Catan December 24, 2018

luteining

selling drugs you lutien

shotting cocaine

luteining by oliver ob January 6, 2004

larkining 

The term used for someone begging for 'likes' on Facebook, 'retweets' on Twitter and anything else social media related. To 'Larkin' someone is to act like a complete moron to make people significantly younger like you, and to make everyone your own age and older to hate you with a passion. 'Larkining' is an unfortunate affect of social media hogging and thinking that you're better than you are.

"Wow did you see Dave's Facebook page? He's been posting himself acting like a dog"
"God he's Larkining like mad at the moment. Unfortunately only idiotic youngsters like him"

larkining by Lord Dangleballs October 15, 2015

landlining 

The smoking of illegal substances in a phone booth, typically out of desperation. Usually performed in large cities such as Budapest.

"Dude, I am sick of walking around looking for a place to smoke, are you down for some landlining?"

landlining by kifli1 February 15, 2010

laining 

being a nolife/loser who spends most of his time online
alludes to the main character of Serial Experiments Lain anime, Lain Iwakura, who's spending more and more of her time on the Wired (anime's internet web)

for the past couple of years I've been laining because of a depressive episode

laining by thewiredpl April 22, 2023

Flatlining 

Flatlining: The act of naked planking.

He took his clothes off and was flatlining on the kitchen table

Flatlining by BIG RAM May 1, 2012