Land-lining

When you purposefully leave your cellular phone at home so that no one can reach you.

"I texted Adrianne a few times yesterday and I never heard back from her."
"Yeah...I think she's been land-lining her phone all week."

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in the land of the living

Despite a restless night, Grandma assured everyone she was still in the land of the living and ready for her morning tea.

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Surviving on refreshments and foodstuffs from attending various events and meetings, a common practice for engineers at the University of Toronto.

Yo man, I gotta cook some food tonight, I've been living of the land for too long.

Living off the land by K M September 18, 2004

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To put a spike, commonly tacks, into a fountain drink lid and then hiding it in the ground to be stepped on

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The smoking of illegal substances in a phone booth, typically out of desperation. Usually performed in large cities such as Budapest.

"Dude, I am sick of walking around looking for a place to smoke, are you down for some landlining?"

landlining by kifli1 February 15, 2010

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a form of shotgunning a canned beverage. stab a can, put it on the ground, put your mouth on the hole, then have someone stomp on the can.

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To fart on a couch cushion, then casually walk away. The next person to sit down in that spot will set the landmine off, releasing the stench.

I just ate baked beans and broccoli for dinner, I'm doing some serious landmining at the party tonight.

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