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leg lamp in the window 

Something that you are very proud of, but no other person is impressed by, often an accomplishment, story, or item. The definition stems from the movie, "The Christmas Story" where Ralphie's father is extremly proud of his major award ( a lamp in the shape of a woman's leg), but no one is impressed as he is.
Person 1: My dad tells everyone that he was in the audience for Letterman, he doesn't realize that people don't care.

Person 2: Yeah I noticed, it's his leg lamp in the window.
leg lamp in the window by MCUD December 31, 2010

lamp her nose in 

To neck/ make out with some one so rough and hardcore that you bend or brake the other person's nose.

"Becky needs a nose job now because dave lamped that shit in!"

"Did you see them two? They were practically lamping their noses in!"
Lamp her nose in: "man it was crazy last night, I lamped her nose in."
lamp her nose in by JollyLamper December 8, 2017
When you relax at home, generally by yourself and normally in your underwear.
I was lamping at home this morning.
lamping by Plata O_Plomo December 8, 2017

Lizard Lamping

Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.
Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"

Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"
Lizard Lamping by Tan and Happy April 26, 2011

cold lamping 

Hanging out/chilling. Pioneered by Hip-Hop legend Flava Flav, of Public Enemy, who encouraged us all to start cold lamping with him.
Let's go cold lamping with Flava Flav!
cold lamping by Robert Nugent June 19, 2003
verb: To just chill back and relax while being totally unproductive
"Said she's just lampin, chillin on campus" - Kanye West -
Lampin by Mark December 12, 2004