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laminating the ham

The act of waxing a male's genital area to render it smooth and hairless.
Deeples' girlfriend was tired of his grizzly sac all up in her business, so at her request he began laminating the ham.

Louisiana laminating 

When a man is to jack off onto a picture of his lover. The seamen seals the picture in his heart and mind forever.
Works the same way with females.
Yea I "Louisiana laminated"my cousins senior photo last night.
I love Louisiana laminating on a Friday night.

Lamonting 

Twitch emote portraying Eric Lamont's face, because he's the lord of the coomers. It's used in circumstances when a hot woman is seen on the screen.
Damn that woman is so hot I'm straight up lamonting.
I lost.

Poor man's lamination 

Covering paper with clear packaging tape as a cheap alternative to laminating. Similar method used for repairing torn dollar bills or ripped photos.
I didn't want the paper to get ripped, so I gave it a poor man's lamination with some tape I had in my desk.

Sanda filde sanda // lainting ënde sanda 

"Sanda filde sanda // lainting ënde sanda" is the main text line in a popular song from the "Imetschin Dregens". It means something strange like "feel the thunder \\ severe wheather conditions".
And the radio plays "Sanda filde sanda // lainting ënde sanda" while I try to jerk off my boysahne on Nadjas tellernippel. Fuck off, Imetschin Dregens!!!

lamenting 

Thinking about something in an unhappy way

You die I cry
You die I kinda be unhappy and lamenting
lamenting by Lil veah July 24, 2014