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Ghetto Laminate

When you have a piece of paper with something you want to laminate on it but you don't have a laminater handy so you use tape.
"Dude I so wanna' laminate this High School Diploma, but our laminator is broken."

"Well here's some tape. Ghetto laminate it."
Ghetto Laminate by Minidakip February 11, 2010

Poor man's lamination 

Covering paper with clear packaging tape as a cheap alternative to laminating. Similar method used for repairing torn dollar bills or ripped photos.
I didn't want the paper to get ripped, so I gave it a poor man's lamination with some tape I had in my desk.

Laminavize 

When a man cums uncontrollably
Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: It was great, until I laminavized all over her face!
Laminavize by Exumist March 12, 2019

laminate 

When used in reference to a picture, typically of a person that one finds attractive, the act of ejaculating on the picture to create a film, or laminate, over the top surface of it.
Kelly just gave me a pic of her, I'm gonna go home an laminate this bia.
laminate by teeoce January 13, 2009

laminating the ham

The act of waxing a male's genital area to render it smooth and hairless.
Deeples' girlfriend was tired of his grizzly sac all up in her business, so at her request he began laminating the ham.

Laminate Licker 

A term used to describe someone who licks shaved vagina. An antonym of Rug Muncher. Can also be used as an insult to lesbians.
"Emmas a dirty laminate licker!"

"Edward often engages in laminate licking"
Laminate Licker by TheMrCRAZY April 20, 2010