lameland
a city located in lakeland, FL where there is nothing to do unless you drive 45 minutes to tampa or Orlando
lameland by bee bop)738 July 10, 2017
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Lakeland Highlands Middle School
a living hell :)
Lakeland Highlands Middle School by moe moe daddy May 29, 2021
Lakeland High School
AKA Bakeland, the druggie school of Huron Valley.
All the bathrooms smell horrible because people use them to smoke pot. Theres someone in every class that either sells drugs or can give you a phone number to call someone who sells drugs. The girls are cliquey. The guys are douche-bags. International Academy people downstairs think they are better than everyone else just because they're in a smarter school.
The only good thing about Lakeland is... oh wait. There isn't one.
All the bathrooms smell horrible because people use them to smoke pot. Theres someone in every class that either sells drugs or can give you a phone number to call someone who sells drugs. The girls are cliquey. The guys are douche-bags. International Academy people downstairs think they are better than everyone else just because they're in a smarter school.
The only good thing about Lakeland is... oh wait. There isn't one.
Two girls got busted for bringing alcohol to school and getting drunk just last week.
Typical lakeland high school.
Typical lakeland high school.
Lakeland High School by Imjustwastingmytime October 27, 2010
Lakeland High School
A high school in a small town New York which is the definition of hell and where all dreams go to die.
Person one: hey bro I'm going to Lakeland High School this year
Person two: woah good luck because all kids care about in the da pressing cardboard box is drugs and sex
Person two: woah good luck because all kids care about in the da pressing cardboard box is drugs and sex
Lakeland High School by Just let me make a stupid name August 21, 2016
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Lakelands Park Middle School
Lakelands Park is a middle school in gaithursburg. It ranges from grades 6-8. Kids at Lakelands are very separated, everyone has their own clique. The cliques consist of the preps, the latino girls, the oreos, the hispanics, the ghetto kids, the jocks, the retards, the druggies, and afew inbetween groups. Lakelands Park is a very free flowing school, you can get away with just about anything. Skipping class to go on the roof is most common among 8th graders. Not once has someone been caught. Most of the time while on the roof they smoke pot and throw rocks at eachother. Teachers there are oblivious to what really goes on at the school. All exept for health teacher Mr. Bittner who hears and knows everything. Students at Lakelands will most likey be going to Quince Orchard High School or Northwest High school.Lakelands Park is a great school to go to you will love it there the experiances are great and youll never forget it... i didnt.
Ridgeview kid "hey what middle school did you go to?"
Lakelands kid" Lakelands Park Middle School"
Ridgeview kid" woah man your way too cool for me sorry i even talked to you"
Lakelands kid" Lakelands Park Middle School"
Ridgeview kid" woah man your way too cool for me sorry i even talked to you"
Lakelands Park Middle School by xmaxxaxla August 23, 2008
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