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Lakeland Highlands Middle School 

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"Do you go to Lakeland Highlands Middle School?"
"Yea, why?"
"I'm sorry."

Lakeland High School 

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AKA Bakeland, the druggie school of Huron Valley.

All the bathrooms smell horrible because people use them to smoke pot. Theres someone in every class that either sells drugs or can give you a phone number to call someone who sells drugs. The girls are cliquey. The guys are douche-bags. International Academy people downstairs think they are better than everyone else just because they're in a smarter school.
The only good thing about Lakeland is... oh wait. There isn't one.
Two girls got busted for bringing alcohol to school and getting drunk just last week.
Typical lakeland high school.

lakeland 

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Place where people go to die....

And theres nothing to do but shop at the abundance of Walmarts, Publixs Badcock, Home Depots, or Sonics....
1: So what do you want to do tonight?
2: I dunno whats to do in Lakeland?
1: Die.
lakeland by Brandi January 8, 2005

Lakeland High School 

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A high school in a small town New York which is the definition of hell and where all dreams go to die.
Person one: hey bro I'm going to Lakeland High School this year

Person two: woah good luck because all kids care about in the da pressing cardboard box is drugs and sex

Lamerand

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A guy who is 'common' or slow witted. Someone who never gets a punchline and settles for the worse.
That guy is such white trash, a real dumb ass Lamerand!
Lamerand by Angledrawers August 8, 2018

Lakelands Park Middle School 

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Lakelands Park is a middle school in gaithursburg. It ranges from grades 6-8. Kids at Lakelands are very separated, everyone has their own clique. The cliques consist of the preps, the latino girls, the oreos, the hispanics, the ghetto kids, the jocks, the retards, the druggies, and afew inbetween groups. Lakelands Park is a very free flowing school, you can get away with just about anything. Skipping class to go on the roof is most common among 8th graders. Not once has someone been caught. Most of the time while on the roof they smoke pot and throw rocks at eachother. Teachers there are oblivious to what really goes on at the school. All exept for health teacher Mr. Bittner who hears and knows everything. Students at Lakelands will most likey be going to Quince Orchard High School or Northwest High school.Lakelands Park is a great school to go to you will love it there the experiances are great and youll never forget it... i didnt.
Ridgeview kid "hey what middle school did you go to?"
Lakelands kid" Lakelands Park Middle School"
Ridgeview kid" woah man your way too cool for me sorry i even talked to you"
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