lalipop 

When something is lmao, roflcptr, and omg you don't have to write it. Just use lalipop!

Lalipop! I've played this lvl for 2 hours now!

lalipop by Smacke August 19, 2006

Captain Lawlipopz 

the internet geek's superhero, who wears a shirt wit a big LOL writen on his chest!!

Geek 1: OMG ITS Captain Lawlipopz !!!!

Geek 2: YAY!!

Non-Geek person: wtf?

Captain Lawlipopz by Captain Lawlipopz October 29, 2008

lawlipop 

A hard-candy treat made entirely of giggles, usually enjoyed after a rousing victory in videogame competitions. Often served on a stick so as to avoid messy hands and a dirty keyboard. Popular at LAN parties in the upper Midwest.

"Dewd, eye tewtellee pweened this nub on WoW last nite! Eye think he repoarted me tew teh admin lolol."

"Yew r teh bestest nubkiller in Azeroth! Lawlipop!!1!1!"

lawlipop by I don't play WoW August 15, 2006

lolipopcock 

A cock that tastes like a lolipop. A cock that you never get tired of sucking on because it tastes so good.

I know my friend Jeff must think I'm a slut. I'm not really, he is just superlicious with a lolipopcock! No matter how much I get, I can never get enough!

lolipopcock by Jolielicious April 2, 2007

lolipop 

When a girl is so skinny making her head look too big for her body so she looks like a lollipop.

Caroline is cute, but shes a borderline lolipop, i need a girl with a little meat on her bones.

lolipop by minagastrostefano March 7, 2012

lolipopguildophobia 

the fear of midgets

I hate midgets they scare me.

Jesus h christ you have lolipopguildophobia

lolipopguildophobia by sandhamwhich November 25, 2013

Lolipop 

1. Edible artificially sweetened substance on a stick used for eating.
2. A whore's best friend.

Wollypop.., lolly,.. etc.

1. Daddy gave me a lolipop after I sucked his wang.
2. My lolipop and I will be having some fun tonight.

Lolipop by despair July 22, 2004