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Lisette
Science could never describe her beauty. Human nature can only remain in awe of the wisdom, strength, and perseverance that made her a leader on Earth. Heaven is jealous of her gift to give mortals the chance to glimpse at what awaits them. Every flower brightens as she walks by, every artist begins creating as she smiles, every child gains composure as she speaks, every bird sings as she wakes, every photograph of her is time measured, every movement of hers is grace, every chance to spend with her is lovely because lovely feels lovely in her care, every sunset lasts longer in her gaze, every home feels safer in her presence, every kindness feels kinder when it’s hers, every heart beats better when she’s having fun, every sentence becomes poetry when she writes, every summer becomes cooler when she breathes, every year is grateful to be hers, and every moment you get with her is a moment you’ll never forget. She is the stars, the moon, and everything in between. She is a myth only found in fairytales growing up. She is reality’s quest to find peace and love. She is my best friend.
Lisette
Lisette by Plush toy addict November 6, 2017
Lisette
Lisette is a wonderful person she is always there for me no matter what ily she understands me all the time you have to have a lisette in your life i love you she my besfriend❤
Lisette is my bestfriend forever.
Lisette by Omg ma bestie May 21, 2018
Lisette
A wonder of two powerhouses - a Eurasian stunner with split personalities. An impossibly chic socialite and model by day, a cruel and commanding ice princess by night. She controls through awe, mystery, and an illegally strong pimp hand. This is a bitch who knows how to fight like a dude, not just any dude, a UFC one. But she does it looking like a supermodel. Let’s not forget the secret shelf nerd! Knows more academia than any UC faculty professor, if you need a history overview or a medical course, she’s your One Stop!
Cunning, cruel, fucking sexy and pure vanity, you know when you’re being stepped on, but damn if you can’t and don’t want to do anything about it! Damn, she’s good!
Cunning, cruel, fucking sexy and pure vanity, you know when you’re being stepped on, but damn if you can’t and don’t want to do anything about it! Damn, she’s good!
Heaven Lisette
Is a beautiful brown-eyed girl who's lovable, very creative and smart, she loves attention! She never gives up on what she loves doing. She's quiet at first but when you get to know her she doesn't shut up, she's an amazing girl (:
Heaven Lisette by Isabella-Marie November 30, 2013
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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