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laing fuck 

when you so angry you say fuck in every sentence
he acting like a baby, chucking a laing fuck here and a laing fuck there
laing fuck by poobahdefines June 28, 2020
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lying fuck hole 

A vagina with wings
When I was really high I was fucking a flying fuck hole

Fuck-ling Viking 

A overweight man who bullies his peers and strangers, inferior in size to him.
Has the IQ of a mentally handicapped hamster, and lives in a poorly kept trailer.
"That Fuck-ling Viking grabbed my collar and threatened to beat me up if i don't give him my lunch!"
"OMG! That Fuck-ling Viking sat on my dog and killed it!"

lying pig faced fuck 

A phrase reserved especially for the current poster boy of lying sacks of shit, Attorney General William Barr.
How long will I have to endure, on every news channel since the “suicide,” the sanctimonious squeal emanating from this lying pig faced fuck?

why the fuck you lying 

a kind of phrase people sing when someone else is lying or making up things he or she didn't do.
A: Bro did you fuck that bitch last night? *finds out from girl that he didn't smash*
B: Bruh you know I did. I'm the man!
A: Why the fuck you lying? why you always lying? Hmm oh my God, stop fucking lying!
why the fuck you lying by sanzil November 7, 2015

I know you fucking lying 

(Ikyfl) Its a saying that kinda means that what you just said is so crazy that it might as well be a lie
Him-Lol that was the girl that broke up with me
Friend- I know you fucking lying
I know you fucking lying by ifyou November 20, 2021
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