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layng’d 

Definition
Layng'd (past tense)- to calmly threaten or degrade a noncompliant perp verbally in hopes that they are seriously contemplating suicide or re-evaluating their life in order to gain compliance.
That perp was such an asshole but after we layng’d him he allowed us to print him without a problem.
layng’d by Billy Polanco June 22, 2021
Internet slang for downloading, mainly found on chat sites like 4chan.
Bob: How long until you can post it?
Max: Just started d/ling it i'll be a while.
d/ling by Alex17177 June 3, 2010
Peace loving, people person. Witty, yet sometimes snarky. Music aficiando, particularly classic rock. Intelligent and always looking to learn something new. Enjoys a challenge. Caveat: can be controlling.
While D'Laine worked, she listened to classific rock and wore a peace sign necklace.
D'Laine by Peace Train February 14, 2010

Ling Ming'D 

When an asian girl gives you a blowjob after a massage.
Dude, that maseuse Ling Ming'D me after my massage
Ling Ming'D by Papi Chulo Platano November 26, 2007

Bruh's've'ly'd'ya'nt'ies's'd'ly'es'ies'ed'd've'laint'nt'ies's'es'd 

The most superior version of the bruh word variants.
Guy 1: this is a bruh moment

Guy 2: do you mean this is a bruh's've'ly'd'ya'nt'ies's'd'ly'es'ies'ed'd've'laint'nt'ies's'es'd moment?

guy 1: .....what? you're drunk, go to sleep

da laing 

da laing is a very black specimen.

da laing is quite poor and dark.

a very negative individual with very hot stepmoms like linda and pocess very bad skidoos.

fathers are usually of the female sex name.

if you feel thats not gonna work, you feel laing

if you feel poor ur da laing

if you only own a red sweater and designer jeans, chances are your da laing

if you are asian/black/orange/nazi your quite da laing

if you enjoy explosives, you have the same obsession as da laing
-man hear about da laing? he got loaded of 8 beer in 15 hours

kid 1: ok man heres what we will do to get to the top of this hill. we will get the mountain sleds to go first and then the rest will follw. we will got in a zig zag pattern to reach the top.
kid 2:bhy's thats not gonna work
kid 3:shut up laing

cop:hey little african american kid, wadda you doin? whats that there?
Little boy: oh this? this is just a C4 no big deal.
Cop: holy shit we got a code laing

kid 1:hey man, whats that under your shirt? gain some weight?
black kid: what this? no this is just my sucidal bombing outfit
Kid 1: dammit laing

Kid 1: man your comebacks suck!
kid 2: ill go wipe it off yo mommas face
kid 1: only da laing would say that.

Little boy: daddy im so hungry...can we please go get some food?
Dad:now son, you know we have no money.
Little boy: daddy a dumpster or somethin?
Dad:now now son, we dont wanna seem like da laing
da laing by rhodaship666 November 21, 2011