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my laidies and i are the best
laidies by kristin June 3, 2004
Words you can keep
The notches on a guys belt. Every female he has had sexual relations with.
Kiara: Nick is such a sleeze bag. He has far too many laidies in his past to date.

Briana: yeah thats true i guess i shouldn't date him
laidies by stevesharpton August 21, 2009

Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos 

What the click says before every video
Laddies- Any make viewers watching
Lasses- Any female viewers watching
Lassos- Any non-binary viewers watching
The Click: Hey there Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos, today we will be looking at more furry porn-

Sweet cream ladies 

This is an older word for brothel prostitute.
Sweet cream ladies by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2016

ladies and gentlemen, we got him 

A Phrase One Can Often Hear In Their Mind After Successful Bait
"my dog got ligma"
"whats ligma?"
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
"LIGMA FUCKING BALLS BITCH"

ladies of the evening 

noun: a modest term describing un-modest women; prostitutes

The phrase is used by Bubbles on the tv show Trailer Park Boys.
It doesn't get much greasier than spending all your money from recycling beer bottles on a few ladies of the evening.

Ladies of the night, whores, hookers, skanks, tramps, hoes, prostitutes, skallywags, wenches, harlots, call girls, streetwalkers, thotties, you name it.. whatever you want to call them, they're ladies of the evening.
ladies of the evening by Mr Lahey January 6, 2014

Ladiesman217 

Ladiesman217 is the username Sam Witwicky used on eBay to sell his grandfather's (Archibald Witwicky) glasses.
Simmons (Sector 7) - Are you Ladiesman217 ?

Sam Witwicky - Yeah.
Ladiesman217 by Ladiesman666 June 30, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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