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Brock Landers 

Degenerate losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks to chase his losses. He only plays big public favorites and square parlays. He likes to gamble and post on gambling forums while on family vacation. When you see a Brock Landers "Rubberband Play", pound the opposite side with confidence.
Brock Landers: Illinois is only -6? A FUKKIN RUBBERBAND PLAY!
Brock Landers by broke lenders January 19, 2012

paul landers 

Second guitarist for Rammstein. Fucking hilarious on stage, and overall a legendary person, just like the other Rammstein members. Used to play in Feeling B with Rammstein's keyboardist Christian "Flake" Lorenz.
paul landers by Lithium October 27, 2015
2mg Xanax. They're rectangular in shape and have sections much like rungs in a ladders.
Hey man can you find any ladders? I need to get loaded.
ladders by Chithead Stinkpot May 27, 2008

1080 Laderstall fakie claymore quadheadshot double throwing knife FTW 

in S&D you can win the game and go nuts when you do this because its the shit
Ohh my god, you got a 1080 Laderstall fakie claymore quadheadshot double throwing knife FTW

Chutes and Ladders 

A three way oral sex game where one guy picks up a chick standing up so he can eat her out while the female bends backwards to give a blow job to the other dude who is also standing up to recreate a shoot or ladder. The sex position changes from a ladder to a shoot, or vice versa, when the guys reverse roles.
Guy 1: "Hey do you want to play some Chutes and Ladders?"
Girl: "OMG YES!!! I love that game."
Guy 2: "I bet you do... I'm in."
The group of people with this last name suffer from being accidentally called Flanders instead on impact.
Please raise your hand when i call your last name.
Flanders!
...Its Landers!!!
Landers by Melissaaa June 24, 2008