lagoonish 

Unusually tranquil, calm and quiet.

Dude, did you see Jerry's place after the cops broke up the bachelor party?

Yea, man, it was lagoonish!

lagoonish by Thunnus January 8, 2014

Lagooninology 

Lagooninology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Lagoons and all the factors that relate or contribute to an optimal Lagoonin experience. An individual must take classes at an accredited Lagooninology institution in order to obtain expertise in Lagooninology. The size and shape of the Lagoon must always be taken into account when determining a possible location for Lagoonin. The weather as well as the temperature of the water and the air must also always be updated. The depth of the Lagoon is also vital to understand. The direction and speed of the wind is also essential to understand when determining a Lagooninology rating. It is the inalienable right of every Lagooner to have an optimal Lagoonin experience.

Guy 1: Yo lets check the Lagooninology reports before choosing the right Lagoon for Lagoonin.

Guy 2: Yo lets hit up that Crystal Lagoon!! It got good ratings from Lagooninology. And its over 6 acres!!

Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!!

Girl 1: We out here! We Lagoonin!

Lagooninology by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017

blue lagooning

To commit incest. As in the example provided by the characters from the movie The Blue Lagoon.

Those kids from West Virginia are really into blue lagooning, their parents will be pissed.

blue lagooning by Benny the Red April 16, 2015

poonis lagoonis

The ultimate poonis. A person who tries to ruin EVERYONE'S fun.

"Get off my case, Poonis Lagoonis"

poonis lagoonis by kingsexy February 3, 2003

Lagoonin 

Lagoonin is an action, a process, a way of life, and a philosophy. Lagoonin involves finding a Lagoon and laying on the edge of it with your friends staring at the universe. You can also be in the water while doing this. It involves discussing deep life issues, sociopolitical issues, philosophy, etc. However, it can also include relaxed conversation. The breeze is very relaxing and comforting. Lagoonin is an art and if done properly can be at the height of the human experience. Lagoonin is also a form of chillin since it is very relaxing even though it can consist of serious conversation. Lagoonin provides a great view of the open ocean. Lagoonin is related to Roofin, Beachin, Fanfin, Cruifin, and Cuzzin. The study of Lagoonin is known as Lagooninology.

Guy 1: Yo did you hear about that crystal lagoon they're opening up?!

Guy 2: YEEEAAAA!!! YEEEEEAAA!!! Its 6 acres! we WILL be in there!

Guy 1: Yo we'll be Lagoonin.

Guy 3: Lagoonin...oh shoot!!!

Girl 1: YEEEAA!!!

Lagoonin by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019