Definitions by Thunnus

lagoonish 

Unusually tranquil, calm and quiet.

Dude, did you see Jerry's place after the cops broke up the bachelor party?

Yea, man, it was lagoonish!

lagoonish by Thunnus January 8, 2014

contingency anxiety 

Fear of being ill- or under-prepared for a situation.

Dude, why are you packing three bottles of Astroglide for a weekend with Clarice?

It's contingency anxiety! What if a bottle cracks? What if it spills? Can't risk it! Gotta have back up...

contingency anxiety by Thunnus November 12, 2012

cooter maintenance 

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian

Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.

cooter maintenance by Thunnus November 1, 2012

speed of continental drift 

moving at an extremely slow pace

Dude, what took you?
Traffic, man, we were moving at the speed of continental drift!

speed of continental drift by Thunnus January 9, 2010