speed of continental drift

moving at an extremely slow pace

Dude, what took you?
Traffic, man, we were moving at the speed of continental drift!

by Thunnus January 09, 2010

contingency anxiety

Fear of being ill- or under-prepared for a situation.

Dude, why are you packing three bottles of Astroglide for a weekend with Clarice?

It's contingency anxiety! What if a bottle cracks? What if it spills? Can't risk it! Gotta have back up...

by Thunnus November 12, 2012

lagoonish

Unusually tranquil, calm and quiet.

Dude, did you see Jerry's place after the cops broke up the bachelor party?

Yea, man, it was lagoonish!

by Thunnus January 08, 2014

cooter maintenance

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian

Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.

by Thunnus May 23, 2012