poonis

when you dip your penis in poo

dip my penis in some poo, call it a poonis

by proffessor nikker September 4, 2019

poonis

When you get your (penis) stuck in you (anus)

"shit man i got a poonis"
"try and just pull it out bro"

by fSADF October 30, 2018

poonis

a peice of poo that resembles a penis.

I had a poo the other day that was a total poonis

by LilJOnwhattt: August 12, 2005

poonis

A cross between a Poo and a Penis.
A penis made totally out of poo.

you're A poonis.

shutup you stupid poonis.

by Michael Filing November 22, 2004

poonis

when u dip ur penis in some poop it becomes poonis

"dip my penis in some poop call it a poonis" - james budahar

by MadeThisAccountForPoonis July 7, 2020

poonis

combination of penis and poon;

1)can be used in reference to a dike, tranny, homo, etc.

2)can be used to express how ugly a person is.

3)when your swimsuit is old and ratty and it sags at the crotch, it looks like a poonis.

That dike must have a poonis, I can't tell what it is.

That bitch looks like a poonis.

Get a new swimsuit you look like you have a poonis.

by secretscrotum January 6, 2009

poonis

Its original meaning was a peice of poo in the shape of a penis. Now, it can mean anything. Instead of using a certain word, plug in the word poonis.Its a much funnier definition and use of the word.

Dude, dont talk with poonis (food) in your mouth.

Hey, you dropped your poonis.(pencil)

Wake up and smell the poonis. (Coffee)

by Joshua Crespo September 14, 2005