Definitions by kingsexy

deafcom 

1. "def-kom" n. - A state of silence, punctuated by not hearing communication, i.e. deaf to communication or deafcom. Usually achieved through headphones and/or music.

Officemate: "Hey you want to go out to lunch?"
Jack: "What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you, cause I was in deafcom."

Officemate: "I need to get some work done, so I'm going into deafcom mode."

deafcom by KingSexy November 2, 2005

Peen 

some dude who's really uptight about everything, usually a control-freak

"Why don't you stop ridin' me you fuckin' peen?"

Peen by kingsexy February 28, 2003

inward singing 

Singing while breathing inwards, thus allowing for non-stop rocking.

"Dude, it's the greatest invention since yodelling: inward singing, check it out."

inward singing by kingsexy February 28, 2003

cop

Dude who's ruining the party.

"Man, who brought the cop?"

cop by kingsexy February 28, 2003

DQP with Chee 

Double quarter pounder with cheese. Andy's invention. Also cool is adding bacon, and making it, DQP Baco Chee.

"Dude, I'm gonna hit McDicks, get myself a little DQP with Chee."

DQP with Chee by kingsexy February 28, 2003

boner 

failing an attempt at accomplishing something through clumsiness and stupidity

"Jimmy pulled a real Boner move during the football game"

boner by kingsexy February 3, 2003

Nut wipe 

the female act of wiping the man's testicles with a napkin, or a facecloth after sexual adventures

"And with a grin, she took her favorite tube-top, and gave me the most gentle nut wipe that i had ever experienced."

Nut wipe by kingsexy February 3, 2003