kingsexy's definitions

Poonis

person whose body shape and texture resembles that of the penis

nice mushroom cut, you fuckin' poonis

by kingsexy December 14, 2002

cop

Dude who's ruining the party.

"Man, who brought the cop?"

by kingsexy February 28, 2003

boner

failing an attempt at accomplishing something through clumsiness and stupidity

"Jimmy pulled a real Boner move during the football game"

by kingsexy February 3, 2003

Peen

some dude who's really uptight about everything, usually a control-freak

"Why don't you stop ridin' me you fuckin' peen?"

by kingsexy February 28, 2003

deafcom

1. "def-kom" n. - A state of silence, punctuated by not hearing communication, i.e. deaf to communication or deafcom. Usually achieved through headphones and/or music.

Officemate: "Hey you want to go out to lunch?"
Jack: "What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you, cause I was in deafcom."

Officemate: "I need to get some work done, so I'm going into deafcom mode."

by KingSexy November 2, 2005

Nut wipe

the female act of wiping the man's testicles with a napkin, or a facecloth after sexual adventures

"And with a grin, she took her favorite tube-top, and gave me the most gentle nut wipe that i had ever experienced."

by kingsexy February 3, 2003

DQP with Chee

Double quarter pounder with cheese. Andy's invention. Also cool is adding bacon, and making it, DQP Baco Chee.

"Dude, I'm gonna hit McDicks, get myself a little DQP with Chee."

by kingsexy February 28, 2003