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a small peanut shaped piece of poo that stubbornly clings to an arse hair
james was unimpressed by the langnut on sandras' hoop, but decided eat the ass anyways
lagnut by funk munky February 20, 2004
Words you can keep
James: Can I Smell Yo Hair?
Kathy: Move Around. You A Lugnut.
Lugnut by BakinSoda January 4, 2017
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lanutmeg 

A 11 year old with an disability where he scores every time he make contact with a soccer ball
Bro is lanutmeg
lanutmeg by Lasteroid June 7, 2023

Montgomery Lugnut 

A sexual craze in Montgomery, AL where you use spoons, Vaseline, and a car jack to satisfy a woman.
JimBob done did that there Montgomery Lugnut and his wife had her first come apart in a spell.
A person who is a complete idiot.
lugnut by nunu123 January 11, 2010
Largnut (Noun)-A man that walks with a limp due to having two strokes;

A man with a short temper due to brain dysfunction;
A man that ask the most bizarre questions, on topic or off topic the question will confuse many;
A man that has a small head with a big body due to poor dieting.
These four sentences all add up to one meaningful word and that is largnut.
Largnutted (verb)- receiving three kicks in the stomach then having a seizure.
(Noun)Do the world a favor and quit being a largnut.
(Verb) A man got largnutted for trying to attack someone.
Largnut by Unknown provider October 6, 2019

lagutny (lah-gut-knee) 

all the sick stuff an addict does to satisfy his/her addiction., i.e.: stealing, lying, cheating, manipulating, hurting, and generally being a piece of pooh
i love gettin jacked up but i just cant handle the lagutny (lah-gut-knee) of it all
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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