Largnut

Largnut (Noun)-A man that walks with a limp due to having two strokes;

A man with a short temper due to brain dysfunction;
A man that ask the most bizarre questions, on topic or off topic the question will confuse many;
A man that has a small head with a big body due to poor dieting.
These four sentences all add up to one meaningful word and that is largnut.
Largnutted (verb)- receiving three kicks in the stomach then having a seizure.

(Noun)Do the world a favor and quit being a largnut.
(Verb) A man got largnutted for trying to attack someone.

Largnut by Unknown provider October 6, 2019

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Furjørne Lärgfüt

Large ass Freaking yeti. A man with this name Freaking kills people. He will rip your spine out and play Beethoven's fifth on your ribs with your arms. This guy will pick his teeth with your femur. Plus, a freaking awesome Party ANIMAL!! A regular don Juan and smooth with the ladies. Known to impregnate hot women at a glance.

HOLY $HIT!! Beth that's a FUC&ING YETI! OMG!! He's SOOOO Checking out my ass right now!

Whoa, Carla check out those MONSTROUS abs!

Beth, I think I'm pregnant! I'm Pregnant with Furjørne Lärgfüt's Babies!

Furjørne Lärgfüt by jgungfuguru July 22, 2009

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lagnut

a small peanut shaped piece of poo that stubbornly clings to an arse hair

james was unimpressed by the langnut on sandras' hoop, but decided eat the ass anyways

lagnut by funk munky February 20, 2004

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lardnut

Naturally the best in every thing you do

What can't Sarah do? She's a real lardnut.

lardnut by Definently not lard nut November 11, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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