Largnut 

Largnut (Noun)-A man that walks with a limp due to having two strokes;

A man with a short temper due to brain dysfunction;
A man that ask the most bizarre questions, on topic or off topic the question will confuse many;
A man that has a small head with a big body due to poor dieting.
These four sentences all add up to one meaningful word and that is largnut.
Largnutted (verb)- receiving three kicks in the stomach then having a seizure.

(Noun)Do the world a favor and quit being a largnut.
(Verb) A man got largnutted for trying to attack someone.

Largnut by Unknown provider October 6, 2019

Furjørne Lärgfüt 

Large ass Freaking yeti. A man with this name Freaking kills people. He will rip your spine out and play Beethoven's fifth on your ribs with your arms. This guy will pick his teeth with your femur. Plus, a freaking awesome Party ANIMAL!! A regular don Juan and smooth with the ladies. Known to impregnate hot women at a glance.

HOLY $HIT!! Beth that's a FUC&ING YETI! OMG!! He's SOOOO Checking out my ass right now!

Whoa, Carla check out those MONSTROUS abs!

Beth, I think I'm pregnant! I'm Pregnant with Furjørne Lärgfüt's Babies!

Furjørne Lärgfüt by jgungfuguru July 22, 2009

lagnut

a small peanut shaped piece of poo that stubbornly clings to an arse hair

james was unimpressed by the langnut on sandras' hoop, but decided eat the ass anyways

lagnut by funk munky February 20, 2004

lardnut 

Naturally the best in every thing you do

What can't Sarah do? She's a real lardnut.

lardnut by Definently not lard nut November 11, 2021