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a real sexy mf. go ask her out, like right now. I'm not kidding..
"laeni is so sexy"
"I know"
laeni by kindahot12345686969 November 24, 2021
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Lahni is a very beachy type girl, she can make friends easily, She has the best hair, and an amazing body, With your first encounter with Lahni you will not regret it, Lahni can be a bit crazy and out going, but she also knows how to remain calm, Lahni is a biffle foreva and alwayyys ! oxoxoxoxoxoxox
She has the best beach body and hair, Shes such a Lahni.
lahni by emaleeissahcool123 November 12, 2012
Related Words
laeni • lani • lanie • laetitia • Lainie • lanier • laeticia • Laini • Lania • Laniah

Laetitia 

Laetitia can be the sweetest person you will ever meet she is really smart and is always there for you when you are feeling down about yourself,she tends to bring the happiness out of everyone. Laetitia is one of the greatest friend you can ever have. She the cutest smile in the world and she is super chill and fun to hang out with. If you know a laetitia make sure to never let her go.
Laetitia is my best friend
Laetitia by Kingballer29 April 24, 2018
A beautiful individual who at times can be very misunderstood.

Her brave and sometimes blunt attitude can get her in trouble..
But nevertheless her attempts to rise above the circumstances supersedes any obstacle in her way. She's intelligent, head-strong, physically strong and mentally stable. She's dependable, honest, and caring. Someone that's worth keeping in your life.
She is sooo Lanique. :)
Lanique by UnrelasedPheonix June 10, 2012
A Laeticia is a wonderful person. Always extremely kind and funny. You are very lucky if you have a Laeticia as a close friend. She’s also very sensitive. The type of person who digs deep into other people’s words, overthinking about what they said. Internally and emotionally weak. Don’t piss a Laeticia off. She might never come back.
Person: “Laeticia, you can’t date that person he’s ugly!”

Laeticia *squints her eyes and finds the real definition of this*
Laeticia by TikTokSuckMeCock March 27, 2019
lanie is a smart and beautiful girl.she is always there for anyone no matter how special they are to her. when she loves she loves hard so don't hurt her bc she is very emotional.even if your mean to her she will never be like that to you.she is the one girl you can count on for anything...she a great girlfriend/bestfriend/sister....anyone would be very lucky to have her.
wow i want that lanie...
lanie by Lanieeee December 11, 2016

Laetitia 

The best mommy , very smart , very mature and knows how to control herself . Doesn’t care about what people think . A very rational person . Very intelligent . Amazing style in clothes . She is protective to her kids , I love you mom !
Laetitia by AEGmacon January 21, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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