lad lard

The happy yet fattening substance yeilded by milking a young man. Also see boy butter, man mayonnaise, hot fish yoghurt, (the battle of) bollock-lava.

When she emerged from the night-club toilets, her boyfriend noticed that her lip-gloss, though previously strawberry flavoured, now had the pier-stanchion tang and subtle greasiness of lad lard. She seemed also slightly cross-eyed.

by Dave D Dangerous December 28, 2004

Lard Lad

One who eats too much food. Lard in particular.

Woah, he just ate a whole box of Oreos. He must be a Lard Lad.

by Legend.Of.Life September 12, 2016

lard lad

An extremely fat male.

Want some more fries, lard lad? Or a sixth cream cake?

by Homer S. February 13, 2005

lard lad

One of your friends that has a lot of money, girls, and prestige but lacks cable television at his apartment. This friend can be found at your apartment watching your TV therefore dubbing himself a "lard lad".

Kyle: Yo dog we are gonna pick up a bag quick at lard lad's house, this kid is loaded but he ain't got cable!!

Eric: No cable? Damn I know that kid he's got everything except cable TV.

Kyle: I know, its whack

by Donky Puncher October 24, 2005