2 definition by Homer S.

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1) To squeeze a cow's udders to collect milk.
2) A sexual term: to force a man to ejaculate repeatedly.
1) The farmer said, "Go and milk the cow.
2) She tied him up and milked his cock.
by Homer S. February 13, 2005

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An extremely fat male.
Want some more fries, lard lad? Or a sixth cream cake?
by Homer S. February 13, 2005

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