3 definitions by Donky Puncher

Baxter

A guy or girl you "settle" for becuase you can't be with the on you really love.

yo I really miss my ex-girlfriend but that baxter over there will do just fine.

by Donky Puncher August 23, 2005

lard lad

One of your friends that has a lot of money, girls, and prestige but lacks cable television at his apartment. This friend can be found at your apartment watching your TV therefore dubbing himself a "lard lad".

Kyle: Yo dog we are gonna pick up a bag quick at lard lad's house, this kid is loaded but he ain't got cable!!

Eric: No cable? Damn I know that kid he's got everything except cable TV.

Kyle: I know, its whack

by Donky Puncher October 24, 2005

tanks but no tanks

saying, "no thanks" to a fat chick. Usually used when the opportunity for sex is at hand.

This fat girl named Betty wanted to go home with me for some late night action. My reply was "tanks but no tanks!"

by Donky Puncher August 23, 2005