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the action of killing oneself intentionally.

kysed is also an instruction. It means, quite simply, “kill yourself”

pronunciation: kai sid
"he committed kysed at the age of forty"
kysed by Zandingo_94 May 6, 2020
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KEEP YOURSELF SAFE DONT FORGET NOW
Bro, I want to KMS.

Don't man, KYSDFN.
kysdfn by KYSDFN October 7, 2019
Related Words
kysed Kysen kysdb kyse Kyseem Kyled it kynedi kynedie Kysean [Kyser]
To take, steal or gaffle something that is not ones personal possession. To shop lift, swipe or snatch a 40 from the liquor store.
While I was at Wal-Mart today, they were so busy, I almost kyped one of everything and finished my Christmas shopping.
kyped by Cherokeegirl November 23, 2013
He is a great person inside and out. He loves sports and is often portrayed as a leader. Kysean's are have the gift of gab and can charm anyone at anytime. They are true lovers and can prove it to You at a moments notice. They can prove they are a good at most things they do. They are overachievers ad don't settle for second place. Three words that describe Kysean's are: Loyal, Trustworthy, and Honest.
Girl: Hey. What's your name?

Guy: Kysean. How was your day beautiful?

Girl: Awwe your so cute. It was great thanks for asking.
Kysean by KDot April 12, 2014

Kyledriver 

When your bro uses a MONSTER ENERGY DRINK on his dick as sticky-lube and slams it in your asshole with no warning.
My boy Kyle is coming over tonight and I can't wait to give him a Kyledriver.
Kyledriver by Robert Sinclair May 10, 2019
When a chad destroys a bunch of commies
Person: Did you see how those commies got Kyled the other day?
Person 2: Hell yeah
Kyled by Tallerben August 28, 2020
A Kyle dub is when you order a 20 bag a coke and only get a 10 bag.
Hey did Kyle get you that Dub? Yah, but it's a KyleDub so half if missing.
KyleDub by Whodat192 December 10, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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