kweif

The sound a vagina makes before or after sex; aka: pussy fart.

Dude Mike, it smells like fish. What, did you kweif?

by Chico Unlimitado May 24, 2003

Kweefing

The releasing of gas (a fart) from the penis or vagina. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. The person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole or an unnatural connection between the urethra and rectum. They must get treatment for this, so convince them to see a doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at the nearest hospital immediately do not put this off as your life may be in danger.

Georgie thought kweefing was funny ‘til he developed general septicaemia, his funeral’s next week.

by AKACroatalin November 23, 2015

Kweef

To release gas through the penis. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. A person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole between the prostate and rectum. You must get treatment for this, see your doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at your nearest hospital immediately do put this off about your life may be in danger.

Charlie used to kweef a lot and ended up in hospital on life support because he didn’t have the sense to see his doctor.

by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015

Keif Massage

A pleasurable tingling feeling in the back of the throat after pulling a straight keif bowl on a nice cool bong. This massaging feeling is usually desired after hooting a bowl that was particularly harsh on the throat.

Yo that last hit was pretty harsh, gimme a bowl full of keif for a nice keif massage to make it better

by ST Dancergirl December 15, 2014

kweff

To shoot at an opp

Mans backed the spinner and kweffed that neek boy

by Butchpls November 19, 2020

Keifer Sutherkush

A high level strain or marijuana based on the life of the talented actor, Keifer Sutherland

Man that Keifer Sutherkush was smooth. Kuuuush
Keifer suutherkushhhh..

by The Kushinator December 6, 2009

Kweffdd

This word has the same meaning as chefed but is used in a much more aggressive manner due to the hard k at the start of the word.

"im gonna kwef that neek"

"say mums he kweffdd someone"

"That boy is gonna get kweffdd soon"

"Free my bro who Kweffdd a dickhead, touch road soon"

by Abdi Is A Jeg January 6, 2019